Episodes
What Do Preserved Red Prunes Taste Like? – Episode 15
Hot Ones Pringles – Episode 14
Special Delivery of Mexican Candy – Episode 13
Why Are Takis Blue Now? – Episode 12
Nasty Jelly Beans – Episode 11
Someone Shipped Us Mystery Chips – Episode 10
CaJohns Bubble Gum Made Adrian Barf – Episode 9
Yolk Salt Rice Crust – Episode 8
There’s No Gum In Baseball Cards – Episode 7
Transcript
Hi, I’m Brent, this is me Adrian, and this is another episode of the Weird Snack Show. Welcome. Today we are bringing you something so classic, something was so much storied history and, Um, okay, you’re just you’re just like shaking the table. But yeah, but, yeah, exactly. Are you excited? Yeah, okay, we don’t want to drum it up too much because it’s actually maybe not that fascinating, but at the same time it definitely there’s a legacy and anyway, and so we’ll get it. I mean it does have the tab on the back and you can open it like this or you can like that, but I don’t know which way word I’ll at you the honor. It’s all you. All right, uh so, but you have to come back into the frank and actually I you don’t even want to be next. It’s not true. In the last episode I literally just did this, like ducked out, like you weren’t even there, and then dad said, joy, smell bad. Do you just want? You just don’t want to pay next week? Maybe it’s because I do. All right, that further ado. Here is what we’ve got. Boom, and we’re going to eat a whole pack of baseball cards. Not True. There was gum and I get comb in it. I think, yeah, definitely. If there’s not gum, then we just have to eat the cards, though. We found this at the baseball game and Adrian get really excited because you know there’s, yeah, usually you know, coum inside of that and is a weird snack. It shows it’s two, but it’s probably made really old. They just made all this and then and then they said it’s made in it’s made in two, Tho one. And then we eat it and it’s like crunch. I think at the end of the day it’s going to be yeah, it’s gonna be hard gum. We’re probably not gonna want to chew it for very long. But the only thing is we bought one pack of baseball cards because it was like six dollars and I don’t want there’s six dollars for another six dollars for another hard, nasty piece gum. So anyway, but yeah, do you do the honest? Do you want to want to open it up? All right, actually, yeah, go for it. Let’s see. Let’s see what we got going right here. Oh that was easy. No, first things off, I do not cheat gums. Okay, this could be get very short. Of We don’t have any gum. Who’s part of it? There is no com we gotta eat those cards. Get You, get your chewing teeth ready. There is no gum. There’s no gum and baseball cards. All right, this, then, this is a referendum on uh, you know, tops, because there should be gum and baseball cards and uh, and I’m going to title this episode this and I hope we get bound for this. And you know, and then tops realizes that, you know, there was, there was a world of wonderment and excitement and uh and pure joy for the hard, nasty, sticky gum that was going to be inside that pack of baseball cards. And you know what’s not there? That piece of Gum. What is the face you make, Adrian, now, being disappointed by the fact that there is no gum? What comes true mine? Why exactly this is? This is just I mean, it does look cool. Yeah, we can get through the cards. Alright, alright, so instead we’re gonna regale you with baseball cards. So who do we have? Have Lane Thomas, okay, the outfielder. Yeah, we’re we’re actually cardinals fans, because ran St Louis. This is Mason Thompson. We don’t, we don’t know these people righto the picture. Yeah, there’s a notoriety there. Um’s definitely not cardinals. Jake Delicious Burger. Um, that actually is close to being food based on his name. We have still Carlos Santana. Still not cardinals. No, no, it wasn’t. Did you play for the cardinals anyway? Matt Duffy, okay, dummy. Oh well, that’s not nice. You don’t even know this guy. I know he could be. Look at that genuinely nice smile he has there. Okay, and then Louise Gil it’s still not like Yankees. There’s no cardinals at all. Boy that. This is just the Detroit Tigers in the Houston Astros Zach granky. Okay, uh, you know, no shade, but a lot of shade. UH, Grinky, not my favorite. I’m just saying, you know, Um, going up against them the playoffs. If you’re a baseball person or you’re not. Either way, uh, not a fan. So this whole pack of baseball cards was a real bust. It was. Yeah, and I felt, I thought I felt like dumb in here right. Yeah, I know, like in the Middle Seam. All right. Well, WE’RE gonna go back here and go. Hey, sometimes you win some, sometimes you get some, you don’t. Oh, enjoy Scott nuts, don’t dare Um. So sometimes you feel like a yeah, sometimes you don’t. Yeah, this, this was not what we intended, but hopefully you enjoyed this very brief episode of Non Gum in a pack of tops baseball cards, non snack show. Yeah, get ready for the next one, though. We’re gonna have real, actual snacks again. We promised, like subscribe anything else. Hit that bell. Yeah, all right, we’ll be back with real food again. Bye.